As a western European, to me the problem isn’t that they’re fired on the spot, but that a company can actually do that. You guys should’ve fought for your rights.

I doubt that, but OK.

Can we just not live in a fucking dystopian world ?

Ah yes, children security. Of course.

The fact this poll was necessary makes me really sad

It is said that BMW drivers drive so close to cars in front of them it’s like they’re in the backseats. I love BMW but those memes do crack me up

Drink rum at 8am

Nice try FBI

Not only owning it, but using it. Pls.

Activision Blizzard has become such a huge pile of disgusting shit that people are quite tempted to see what would happen if the devil Microsoft buys it.

What a time to be alive

Short answer : Yes.

Long answer : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

It’s a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

Sure, a rational response in a dystopian country

Tbh this is what I love with (uncensored) internet. It’s hard to draw the line between sarcasm and mental illness.

At no point in this Tweet I knew how each sentence would end. What a roller coaster

Hey, I just started using Mastodon and my experience for now is a bit mixed. I must be doing something wrong.

I don’t follow people yet but only subjects (#). Thing is, my feed isn’t really interesting. I come across german, asian, spanish posts (I’m looking for french and english content) and the vast majority of them isn’t "retweeted" (boosted ?) or even "liked". Most aren’t interesting to be quite honest and I don’t like browsing my feed. Would love to know what do I do wrong !

Idk if it’s possible, but you could try saying you’re now a EU citizen and you want all you data and everything related to you deleted, according to GDPR laws.

It’s obviously not forbidden to fire people. You just can’t do it like that, because you woke up grumpy that particular morning. Employees are highly protected in France, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be fired.

As a non native speaker, discovering these jokes is pure fun.