I think they mean black people.

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He already beat me. “Vandalism”

Eat the Watermelon.

Preach! (Guillotine emoji)

Amen.

We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.

So adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.

It’s based on a lemmy post actually.

https://lemmy.world/post/48258390

It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”

Here, we whipped this up for you.

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Humor isn’t for everyone. I’m more amused you commented. Thanks for that giggle.

Do you want us to assemble all of those items, print labels, and photograph them, just so you can know that a ton of time and effort was wasted to make you happy?

Maybe someone can read it to him as a bedtime story.

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