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@lemmynsfw.com

Big beautiful bearded bisexual Bigfoot. Lover of all things outdoors, most things nerdy, and dam fine cook.

DoggoAlternat 23 points 2 years ago

Well the ban seems to have been a targeted hit on my account since I was the only mod also permabanned 🙄😂

I have no choice but to migrate to Lemmy now. It's a shame mostly because my 12 yr old main account I never broke the rules on also caught a ban.

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DoggoAlternat 8 points 2 years ago

The Wayback machine still has most of the sub.

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DoggoAlternat 7 points a year ago

Dead center. Beautiful with some decent tits.

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DoggoAlternat 6 points a year ago

Redhead.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she's explaining it with words to help. "okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?" She asks.

"None, you shoot a crowd they're all gonna fly off" the teacher laughs at this answer and responds

"Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think."

Johnny says "Ma'am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn't like it; Which ones the married one?" The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says

"Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing"

Johnny responds, "Well for the sake of accuracy, it's the one who's wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think"

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DoggoAlternat 5 points a year ago

Redhead, bottom just right of center.

Little thick, Big tits, red hair. What's not to love.

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DoggoAlternat 5 points 2 years ago

Blond on the left all the way. She's got the tits and the tits and the DSL's

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DoggoAlternat 4 points a year ago

Give me number 2.

While I usually go for the biggest tits in a lineup, the fact this makes out at a B kinda dampens that.

She has this adorable kind of cherubic face that I really like? Reminds me of an Australian actress whose name I can't remember.

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DoggoAlternat 4 points a year ago

My man.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Rhianna all the way.

Absolutely beautiful woman with a beautiful voice. And she seems like she'd be such a great partner.

Also, when fucking from behind, you want a girl with a fat ass.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points a year ago

Four all the way. Tattoos, tits, tallest, and the prettiest eyes.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Liking the latinas hmm?

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Girl in the front.

Just an all around better body even if the one in the back does have those strikingly beautiful blue eyes.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points a year ago

As someone who had a major crush on his English teacher senior year, and his English professor in college, do you think English teachers are just naturally hotter? Or is it the romance of discussing prose and poetry that makes you so irresistible?

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DoggoAlternat 3 points a year ago

Left is the best lay, middle is gonna give head anytime you ask, and right takes it up the butt.

Choose your fighter gentleman.

I'm going left.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points a year ago

These are some absolutely normal butts 😂 and I kinda dig it. that said they're all pretty evenly matched. I'm gonna go far Right. The thickness of her band line makes me think she's got at least C cups up top

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Far left or center. I can't decide. So much delicious thiccness

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Lauren Phillips all the way.

Leana is a fantastic performer and really cute and fun.

But busty redheads are the only proof in this world God wants me to be happy.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

They bad your IP address so any other accounts accessing from that IP get tapped.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points a year ago

Cream bodysuit. Those tits may be fake but they'll still fuck.

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DoggoAlternat 3 points 2 years ago

Give me the blond. I like em tall!

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