And not just representing them, but making it user-friendly. Women and men have "proportions" in the mind's eye, and the base models fit those proportions, and then you make the boobs or the dong larger.

The whole nutrition facts section feels cherry picked too. Portion sizes are way too small. Every snack food ends up being 140 calories and like 27-31 grams, regardless of what it is. I wish everything was, like, per 10 grams or some other measurement from which I can extrapolate how big a piece of shit I am easily. I don't want 27 grams of cereal, I want 40 because I'm a child trapped in an adult's body, so now I gotta do the cross multiplying thing I learned when I was a kid, and I guess it's good to stay fresh, but I don't want to.

All that being said, calorie counting apps are fantastic for anyone interested in keeping tabs on their bad habits. Not necessarily fixing them, just giving some ammo for when they're depressed and shitting all over themselves.

Great work OP, really riled em up. Shitpost? More like successpost. Or successhit. We can work on the word later.

Jerboa the app had a pop-up not too long ago basically saying the end was near.

What kinda phone do you have? Other comments suggest it's for Google rootkit, and so I wonder if the message went out to folks who aren't using an Android phone.

I am also so far from a developer so I have no idea.

I Google searched how many times Pete Alonso got hit by a pitch yesterday. There was a thread on Reddit and I needed to refresh my recollection which year he got dinged a bunch. I ended up searching the same query three times for the year 2024 (which ended up being the wrong year, was looking for 2023) and getting three different answers, none of which accurately stating how many times he'd actually been hit by a pitch in 2023. I thought a simple fact would be an easy one.

Yeah, that dude rocks.

I guess we'll just never know.

I was in HS from 2001 to 2005, and it was the wild west. They had computer money galore, but the guys tasked with being in charge of them knew as much as we did, and they just could not compete with the teenage ingenuity. I remember using telnet to just shoot the shit with people all day, and eventually play MUDs in class. And trying to destroy the computer or the network from the inside was just a daily occurrence.

Springfield. No, Washington!

We have five Washingtons in New Jersey. And Jersey ain't big.

This conspiracy theory appeals to my complete lack of trust for the world.

They translated it for us, real considerate.

I know Lemmy is all about the text description, but how do you not even link the video?

I do agree with you, but I also realize that maybe the vernacular is fluid and I'm getting left behind. I'm also okay with it. I'm a millennial, all my peers have used "lol" and the like for the past quarter century, so who am I to judge.

But I do judge. I also think the Internet has given people phrases ("my brother in Christ" comes to mind first) that people glom onto, and those drive me nuts too. Social Media seems to have become a dialect of the spoken language, and so you can tell who's constantly connected and maybe who isn't.

A stolen license plate isn't super serious though. Definitely annoying, but I'd expect my group chat to have some jokes sprinkled it. Shit, I'd probably joke myself, but I joke about anything, because if you're not laughing you're dying.

ATM machine.

And a bunch of morons accepted. The hardcore scene is unfortunately filled with morons who go to shows so they can punch and kick people.

Someone tried to steal my plate in 2013, and I'm sure people have been doing it forever. I'm not sure plate stealing is the barometer for how the US is faring, although I don't disagree that it's a dumpster fire.

Reading Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie, a standalone part of the First Law series, after the initial trilogy. I really like the whole "nothing matters everything is what it is" sad and depressing vibe, it feels incredibly relatable.

Also doing a first listen (but not first time through) Wheel of Time, this time with a buddy of mine. We're just about at the end, so going to need another book to listen to while I run, though probably gonna be DCC.

Used to be real good for leaked music, specifically EDM stuff. I'm not as into the scene as I once was so I dunno if that remains.