yeah cause women like dick and thats gay

aaron schwartz rolling in his grave

zelensky

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

they bought us those participation trophies

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

i dont get it can someone pls explain

oh is this why i nearly murdered that guy for dropping his cigarette butts down the drain

damn its impossible to disagree. hyped for pride! mwa

brb searching for a fuckgolf community and posting this george carlin clip https://youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8?si=VNVx9CGpBd9wtyi0

yo wtf can i get some context behind this photo, is there video? what a fkn unreal photo

holy shit fascinating they behave like my cat with mice, thanks so much that video blew my tiny little brain out the back of my head

and the diablo 4 community is dead lmao

met a guy on xbox last night called BaldyLocks cracked me up

i have hallucinogen perception persistance disorder, basically means im permanantly tripping from abusing lsd in my early 20s. shit can be dangerous, punching holes in my brain aye

court went ok, not going to jail, sentence is April 10. got a meeting in an hour, picking up 1 month coin. first and hopefully last 1 month.

cuddle puddle*

its not possible. what is possible is getting hallucinogen perception persistance disorder, what i have from abusing far too much lsd in my early 20s.

delirious from sleep deprivation. ain't all sunshine n roses, 58, iamsober says 2mo tomorrow

took a wee mental holiday, didnt drink day 55. officially the longest I've ever not drank. watched one flew over the cuckoo's nest 1st time this morning, couple things 1) psyche wards havent changed in 50 years, zero progress. 2) ive fixed my drinking problem. murph brings in 2 girls and 2 shopping bags full of booze. ive been watching this film through the eyes of danny devito, another patient locked in, and my program is so strong that even locked in a ward with meds for the hangover, I would not drink. I've done enough research, I know that shit will mean the end of my life. love you guys thanks for checking in on me when I wasn't checking in 🖤