DrZoidberg
0
42
DrZoidberg

@sh.itjust.works

DrZoidberg 86 points 3 years ago

Just a reminder that Trump is a convicted rapist, by definition of the word rape. It's legally defined as sexual assault in NY.

Trump is a convicted rapist.

path: 0 2187222, hotness: undefined, score: 86, children: 5
DrZoidberg 59 points 3 years ago

I've had Amazon packages delivered by some dude wearing basketball shorts and a t-shirt driving a random Toyota Corolla. It's like they use Uber for delivery.

path: 0 2190098 2190185 2190419, hotness: undefined, score: 59, children: 3
DrZoidberg 57 points 3 years ago

I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

path: 0 2180222 2180223 2180224, hotness: undefined, score: 57, children: 18
DrZoidberg 36 points 3 years ago

First time I shit my pants as an adult was after drinking a super sized chocolate shake from McDonald's.

path: 0 2184278, hotness: undefined, score: 36, children: 5
DrZoidberg 35 points 3 years ago

The guys over at Sync are working on a Lemmy app too. It's only for Android, though, I believe.

path: 0 690649, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 6
DrZoidberg 30 points 3 years ago

Not only that, but did she handle the packages of nuts after purchase? Because if she did, she came into contact with an absolute shit ton of nut particles, and would have had a reaction.

path: 0 2207957 2208586 2210241, hotness: undefined, score: 30, children: 4
DrZoidberg 26 points 3 years ago

Potatoes?

path: 0 2190944, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 3
DrZoidberg 24 points 3 years ago

I mean, they weren't exactly my favorite pants, and the shake was good. Yeah, I'd say it was worth it.

path: 0 2184278 2185103 2186551, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 2
DrZoidberg 19 points 3 years ago

In 2 months though?

The fact that it was a known issue, should have clued them in that maybe it should be used for memes, NFTs, and other crap that means absolutely nothing in the real world.

path: 0 2191613 2192488 2192678 2192900, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 2
DrZoidberg 17 points 3 years ago

Guess you're too young to remember the PS/2 cable all mouse and keyboards used.

path: 0 2222040 2222745, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 4
DrZoidberg 17 points 3 years ago

I absolutely did the coffee mug trick during zoom/teams meetings. Fucker was full of ice and scotch.

path: 0 2192799, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 0
DrZoidberg 12 points 3 years ago

path: 0 2192086 2192172 2192236 2192704, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 2
DrZoidberg 11 points 3 years ago

I have like 10 accounts across 10 instances, all with the same username. If 1 is down, I just go to the next, and still have access to all my subs.

path: 0 2190121 2190474 2190553, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 10
DrZoidberg 9 points 3 years ago

IIRC you also had to pay for the idle animation. Like if you don't interact with the game, Gollum would catch a fly and eat it or something, but you had to pay for that.

They put the lore behind a paywall too. The game was just a huge fail overall.

path: 0 679235 684910 696141, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
DrZoidberg 8 points 3 years ago

Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

path: 0 2180222 2180223 2180224 2180501 2183627 2183830 2184187, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 4
DrZoidberg 7 points 3 years ago

"Pull my finger."

path: 0 2193254, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
DrZoidberg 6 points 3 years ago

You mean the Huffington Post link that is linked in the post?

path: 0 808246 808346, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 2
DrZoidberg 6 points 3 years ago

Aye

path: 0 690590, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
DrZoidberg 6 points 3 years ago

Are we throwing panties on the Small World ride now?

path: 0 2186652, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 2
DrZoidberg 5 points 3 years ago

I believe in aliens, bigfoot (or something like it) might exist, octopi might be aliens, birds aren't real, and the moon might be hollow, but I don't make it my whole personality, and will occasionally do a little googling to see if any of it pans out.

path: 0 788953 789573 789709, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0

thanks for using Leebra!

go to feed...