She lost Vision.

However, it's also possible that during setup, the TV may have asked if we'd like "an enhanced and personalized viewing experience." Who wouldn't say yes to that?

I dunno, anyone who actually reads it? "Enhanced and personalized" always means spyware. Always.

13 Germans: "Okay, whatever."

2 Finns: "Turn this aircraft carrier around, we're going home."

That was a staggeringly large number of words relative to the number of things you actually said.

"Don’t protest"

Your mask just slipped a little bit there, Bovino.

Kurzgesagt did a show on this last month.

Women are property, dissent is heresy.

In other words, Tommy Tuberville is asking Republicans to self-deport.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_balance

First published in 1984.

The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

Something tells me Abbot told Musk what he really thinks of Donald Trump.

Oh wonderful, now criminals can launder their stocks directly, without paying those pesky capital gains taxes first.

"All the detainees’ legal rights are fully upheld. And if they come back, we'll 'uphold' them again."

I THINK YOU GOTTA PUT RIGHT HERE THAT THE REVIEW HAS BEEN STALLED BECAUSE THE REVIEWERS HAVE BEEN FURLOUGHED

Looks like the NYT's editors have been furloughed.

Where do I sign?!

There are two paths. You can use either of two 10 hexes to connect 9 and 11.

Main article is FAKE

Is there not an ncd_egg_irl community out there somewhere? Seems like this would be perfect for it.

Uncle Sam has issued a patent

Well, I'm convinced.

Who would fire an air-to-surface missile at an unidentified flying object...?

Translation: "We really, really don't want you to see this."