I love watching the world burn while I use Linux and LibreOffice.

Ah yes, dropping bombs is negotiation

"Whoopsie"

That is a massive seal

Money is just pieces of paper and digital numbers. It's only worth anything because we say it is.

Real. It's almost painful to watch some people struggle with such simple things while I'm literally coding my own utilities for fun

What even is the reason for this? All this is going to accomplish is less Android market share.

I try to because I want to support the FediVerse

That is very sadly true now

Using any sort of digital device. I've really never had a problem figuring out how they work and what needs to be done to fix them.

"Yet"

EU ending many E2EE services with their stupid "safety" laws

I say it doesn't sell all your data to random companies all over the place.

I think that's a stupid reason to take a phone from someone

I would like him to show me a chapter and verse for those claims

I play 2048

Oh yeah, I forgot that I use YouTube ReVanced. If they block that, I'll honestly just use Brave with its adblocker.

I always do the pat check to make sure I have my wallet, phone, and dick

I have had to fix so many people's computers. It's honestly surprising how many tiny issues people need me to fix because they didn't take the time to become the slightest bit tech-literate and figure it out.

I'm around 16. I can recover pretty quickly still, but definitely not as well as I could as a wee lad.