lol

It's fine to delete posts, except this one. This is peak lemmy.

What I heard(TM) was that the new color paint is darker so it causes the water to warm slightly creating more favorable conditions for an algae that was already a bit a bit of a problem, turning it into a bear of a problem.

That's what I heard.

Steamed Hams!

"Have you asked ChatGPT for help finding a job?"

Well, that's one way to explain the small-child sized scorch mark.

I can't, my bone spurs hurt.

Thanks for the reminder!

And what about the employers that ghost applicants?

Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.

How many people have access to the files right now? Not a single one is doing the right thing. Complicit. If I happened across those files, they would have to murder me to stop them leaking. The level of apathy genuinely makes me wonder if it's wickedness or some sort of actual brain damage from some chemical or virus we haven't found yet.

Fuck

NOTE: Not a literal gut punch.

Thank you for your attention to this grammar.

Nothing to do with Elon's little fantasy about impregnating her a few months back. Grock has probably had plenty of practice doing her nudes before the public got a crack at it.

r/therapy and r/anxietyhelp

I'm sure this will go well.

"TV will rot your brain."

is what they used to say

I thought that said PeeTube for a second and thought, "Wow, did they pivot."

If she really believed that book she wouldn't be talking to me or my penis.

Smoldering dementia

Bush fire dementia

This might have been a good time to hit them with some reverse-psychology. Team up with Hillary to lobby FOR self-pardons and watch the GOP house have a stroke.

You're just like your mother.

Trump just released Miller's plan