If I'm telling someone else how long a drive will be, I tell them the drive time without stops. If I'm telling someone how long a drive is/was for me personally, I'll include time for stops and note how many times I stopped along the way, for context

You shouldn't be arrested for a crime you haven't committed yet. There is no evidence of a crime, just a woman in a dress with condoms in her purse.

Trans men pretending to be women aren't women, they're men.

That's what you meant, right?

My grandmother said, "The time for tarts are when they're passing." She meant "take what's offered when its offered," but I want it printed on the programs at my funeral

Wil, your candid and earnest discussion of mental health has been refreshing, uplifting, and honestly incredibly helpful while dealing with my own mental health

Keep on keeping on, homie

Absolutely the fuck not. There's no room at the Inn for whores like me on Meta apps ¯\(ツ)/¯

I was permanently banned from Instagram a few months ago because I'm a pornstar. A lot of industry folks were banned around the same time. In retrospect, I wonder if they were trying to clean up the app ahead of the launch of Threads.

I had experienced temporary bans before over the years, we all had. But losing my account and then having my new account banned again within two days, all without posting anything even approaching NSFW was fucking awful. It really hurt a lot of us financially.

So fuck no, I'm not going to spend my time creating content and IP, posting photos, and engaging with my fans on their new platform. I doubt I could join it anyway.

My first employer was Waffle House.

I was 16 on a dead afternoon shift after school one day when a couple came in and ordered some steak and eggs. I gave them their silverware plus some steak knives and wait for the food to cook. The only other people in the building are the meth-seasoned cook and this little old man and his little 6 year old daughter, so I'm back on my homework while I wait.

Another group comes in, three guys. I'm getting their menus ready so I can seat them and they were already gone. Whatever.

Five minutes later one of the guys comes back, walks swiftly and directly to the couple's table, grabs a steak knife, and tries to STAB THE GUY because apparently the woman was his girlfriend and the guy was now persona non grata for Stabby Man.

Before I even process what's going on, Little Old Man has teleported across the dining room and grappled this guy into a secure hold. Meanwhile he's speaking to me in a sweet gentle grandfatherly voice, telling me to get the phone, call 911, etc.

Turns out the little old man was a retired Texas Ranger and if he wasn't there that day, that probably would have been a really messy, traumatic day for everyone.

Again: this was a Wednesday afternoon in full daylight, not 4 am Waffle House Chaos Afterhours

If gold were a thing here, I would give it to you

Instead of Reddit Gold, may I offer you Lemmy Cold 🧊 ?

That's the basis of every argument against free speech, Save the Children is more and more a dogwhistle excuse to harass a group someone doesn't like. Drag queens, lgbtq folks, adults creating and consuming adult content.

It's a way to intrude on privacy and free speech in a way that is unconscionable.

The triceratops looks pretty shady to me

Like it or not, porn is free speech. Porn and sex work in general are also usually the first lost battles in the war for free speech in any new conversational platform. First they come for the sex workers.

Call your local library. That is literally the job of reference librarians and if they can't find it digitized, they can do an interlibrary loan

The first ten seconds after you get into a car in the summer and it's toasty and warm. Even when I'm eager for the AC, I still savor those first few seconds, like sitting in laundry fresh from the dryer.

Hair salons, nail salons, valet, dog grooming, any sort of contract work around your house like lawnmowing, bars....

I love that this conversation is taking place between the school librarian and the substitute teachers

But have you tried CBD? /s

Those were civilian dogs and they were probably resisting arrest

It makes you win WWII though

They meant "Ohio is boring and there is nothing to do there," I believe

Oh, I thought he was tying climate change into it somehow. He tweets like a 9th grader's poetry submission to the school literary magazine