This greentext is fake and gay! (happy pride month btw)

What really happened is that Anon misinterpreted the cashier’s facial expression because they are autistic. Upon hearing Anon‘s quirky statement, she actually replied:

“I’m deeply sorry for not directly recognizing you as the CEO of Autism®, would you like to take a look at our selection of sandbox factory building and farming simulators? We also might still have a few copies of uhhh…Sonic??”

Maybe SIDS was invented to give grieving parents who accidentally suffocated their baby when sleeping next to them a diagnosis that isn‘t just: "Yeah well you just killed your baby with your negligence."

And good luck to you Canadians, your government wants to implement ID age verification online.

Authoritarianism will be the bane of our generation!

This shit is gonna crash so hard our grandchildren will learn about it in school.

Fake: anon speaks to a woman

Gay: anon investigates model penises

Art of the Meal

Holy propaganda victim

Please don‘t insult the mentally ill by comparing them to these pieces of shit.

Calling it now: What we currently know as “Project 2025” will reveal itself to be the largest conspiracy of this millenium. The push for internet ID verification "to protect the kids" in UK, US, Canada, EU, Australia is 100% a collective effort. Fuck this timeline, we will not comply!

The Tumbler OP is 100% not a man, if they were they‘d know not getting laid as a man is very often not a personal skill issue. I know many young men who are conventionally attractive and emotionally mature who just kind of have lost interest in dating even though they generally want a relationship.

I totally understand that between job/school, social media biases, self-worth doubts and economic insecurities, the incentive to navigate through predatory dating apps and toxic left/right bubbles just to meet another insta reels addict is minimal.

Staying single however makes you neither bloom nor gloom, it‘s just okay. Which is something I‘ve learned not to complain about given the current state of the world. Maybe someday I‘ll reconsider…

No wait, you're telling me that mega-corporations don't care about me getting good products and having sole ownership of my personal data?

B-but [sponsored tech-geek blog], [generic gaming-news outlet] and [irrelevant apple shill] only ever told me so! Are you implying they lie to me?

Realtalk I only use cracked win11 pro workstation and iPhone because of work, every telemetry possible disabled (god bless the EU).

Vt Cup Of Water

No Water

Wasp

This is art

He was literally killed for being not far-right enough. They still blame the left. No conclusive logic detected anywhere in the right politosphere

More like:

Headache from doing blow last evening

GF turned 25 and thus became too old

still cringes inside from his acting role in titanic

We got GoonerGate before the release of the Epstein files

07%

This is why punctuation is important.

Rest in piss, EA

My problem with Windows is the kernel level anticheat that comes with online games. On linux these anticheats only have user privileges, and still allow you to play online. That alone is just such a massive advantage that the ~10 games that don‘t run on Linux are negligible to me. Also it‘s the publisher‘s choice they only work on Windows so fuck ’em!

Please charge your phone lol