The defense doesn’t have to prove he didn’t do it. The prosecution has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he did. He can be found not guilty by a variety of mechanisms, still have factually done it, but because the prosecution couldn’t verifiably prove it, get released. He can still be a symbol either way.

I feel like maybe he might not be qualified for the position. Maybe.

Given the fact that the editor in chief of The Atlantic was added to the chat by Mike Waltz, I’m going to suggest that any money DOGE spends trying to figure this out is waste, fraud, and/or abuse, and the best way for DOGE to fight that is to dismantle itself.

Also imprison these lawbreaking buffoons.

I’m sorry but by what authority does the executive branch get to fire a legislative branch employee?

If one can’t tell the difference between a transgender woman and a biological woman, perhaps it’s time to shut up about the issue altogether.

Cistercian dick jokes: 9933

Unerring Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: automatic hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 60 force damage, and the target is pushed up to 5 feet away from the marut if it is Huge or smaller

Marut MPMM p173

The nigh-unstoppable inevitables serve a singular purpose: they enforce contracts forged in the Hall of Concordance in the city of Sigil. Primus, the leader of the modrons, created maruts and other inevitables to bring order to dealings between planar folk. A wide array of disparate creatures, including yugoloths, will enter into a contract with inevitables if asked.

The Hall of Concordance is an embassy of pure law in Sigil, the City of Doors. In the hall, parties who agree to mutual terms—and who pay the requisite gold to the Kolyarut, a mechanical engine of absolute jurisprudence—can have their contract chiseled onto a sheet of gold that is placed in the chest of a marut. From that moment until the contract is fulfilled, the marut is bound to enforce its terms and to punish any party who breaks them. A marut resorts to lethal force only if a contract calls for it, if the contract is fully broken, or if the marut is attacked.

Inevitables care nothing for the spirit of an agreement, only the letter. A marut enforces what is written, not what was meant by or supposed to be understood from the writing. The Kolyarut rejects contracts that contain vague, contradictory, or unenforceable terms. Beyond that, it doesn't care whether both parties understand what they're agreeing to.

Despite providing a username, it’s probably more difficult for the Heritage foundation to find them than it was for the hacker(s) to gain entry to the system. Even the announcement was encrypted via telegram.

We already experience 4D; our fourth dimension is time.

Super clickbait headline. The article doesn’t really even mention “practically infinite energy,” and the edge state isn’t hidden, it’s just too fast and small to accurately experiment with.

This kind of thinking does nothing good, at all.

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

The article seems to detail exactly what the headline says. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My friend, in these trying times, why not try the sampler platter? Indulge in all three!

Insides Out
Lots of Mohicans
Kung Fu Embarrassment

Because the emperor is perfection itself, all actions taken by His Gloriousness are perfect as well, and therefore ethical, moral, and Very Cool. This obviously eliminates any need for an ethicist.

/s (in case it’s not obvious)

I completely agree.

He wants to run for governor since DeSantis is term-limited. He thinks he has a better chance of winning if he isn’t tied to a party that more than half of his state already hate reflexively.

Probably because they would prefer you to read the article on their site, where they receive ad revenue.