We'll solve it with AI

And they want to add micro transactions

My wife and I were hanging out in the living room, and my 5 year old came out and politely said "Mommy, Daddy, I just wanted you to know that nothing is wrong and you don't need to come into my room."

Or, hear me out, she's pretending to be under threat to justify more violence

The idea is that they'll be used to track pregnancy and hurt people in certain states. Chaos will help the situation.

"Your kid may already be..." is a pretty standard fear mongering start, right?

May I say on behalf of a lot of the US: wtf. Vote to end

I saw a lovely bumper sticker on a Tesla the other day "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy"

Spam away. I've been on hiring committees, and sometimes we have tons of qualified applicants and a hard choice, sometimes we have none. If you spam you'll have a better chance of hitting a company when there's fewer people in their list. As long as you're somewhat qualified, at least; no reason to spam for jobs that are vastly outside of what you can do.

They do of course. If you're in battle ground states they matter a TON, and they matter for everyone in local elections.

Same with ads. Never could figure out why they did anything.

"Would you like to be stabbed or punched in the face? If you don't pick one we'll go for the stabbing."

I hate it, but please vote.

Articles like this are going to make people think they don't have to vote. Ffs

Left one is coherent, has to be written by someone else

Fantastic explanation

I mean, you hated it before, but you hate it now too

I'm very invested in this series

Yeah I remember the specific clock speed thing! I had a game that I loved on a friend's computer and didn't get to play it much. Some sort of space sim / combat game. Years later I had my own much more powerful machine and was hyped to check it out. Installed via dosbox or whatever, loaded it up, and it ran at fucking 10x speed! It took seconds to walk around a city and the combat was completely unplayable. So sad but also pretty funny. No idea why they attached the FPS directly to the hardware. If you want an easier game, just get a worse computer apparently.