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EmoDuck 126 points a year ago

Seems like reasonable demand

Of course, for fairness sake that would also mean no Russian troops in any russian countries bordering the West

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EmoDuck 122 points 2 years ago

https://xkcd.com/1172/

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EmoDuck 122 points 2 years ago

That comic feels very strawman-y

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EmoDuck 109 points 3 years ago

Really like her white and gold dress

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EmoDuck 106 points 3 years ago

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

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EmoDuck 106 points 3 years ago path: 0 1951492, hotness: undefined, score: 106, children: 11
EmoDuck 98 points 3 years ago

Hacker voice: "I'm in"

Looks at overly complicated industry software he's never even heard of before

"I'm out"

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EmoDuck 93 points 2 years ago

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

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EmoDuck 87 points 2 years ago

whoa there pardner

People who write "funny" error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

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EmoDuck 87 points 3 years ago

"Yes, they are allowed to be on the same bus as us. No, we don't call them that anymore"

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EmoDuck 86 points 3 years ago

You don't eat three meals a day because you want to lose weight

I don't eat three meals a day because shit is it already 5 pm? Why did my hunger response not say anything? Time to eat my entire daily caloric allowance in one sitting

We're not the same

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EmoDuck 83 points 3 years ago

XKCD already found out who he is

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EmoDuck 80 points a year ago

There are gas powered soldering irons that are essentially lighters with metal around the flame. Real life savers

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EmoDuck 79 points 2 years ago

Classic case of survivorship bias

People back in the day had just as much terrible advice as we have today, it's just that the only one that survived long enough to survive to the present day is the really good advice

But to answer the question, anything related to the ingestion of mercury

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EmoDuck 78 points 2 years ago

Whenever I see government officials mess up I get reminded of the famous Marcus Aurelius quote:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua."

Which I think sums it up perfectly

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EmoDuck 78 points 2 years ago

The Navy meanwhile had a Shinji and Kaworu cosplayer making out with each other. Know your audience

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EmoDuck 77 points a year ago

Tallest hobbit I've ever seen

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EmoDuck 74 points 2 years ago

Silly, over the top gore is a core part of Fallout. Every game after two has a perk called "Bloody Mess" that increases the chance of enemies just turning into a pile of flesh when killed

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EmoDuck 72 points 3 years ago

Hi, actual Tom Scott here

I can confirm that this 4chan post was indeed made by me and that the story of me making out with this guys girlfriend is also true. Chick had jugs like you wouldn't believe it. Bitch as loser just sat there and cried. Anyway, I'm off to Poland to film a video about a really interesting public toilet they have there.

Tom Scott out.

PS: Matt Gray is also here with me.

Hi it's me, Matt Grey. I also do youtube, sometimes.

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EmoDuck 72 points 2 years ago

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

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