Congratulations. You just wasted three wishes and broke reality.

"accidental"

Why didn't they use chlorine?

We're barely smart enough to get what we've got right. Half of our population can't remember how punctuation works. Hell half of our population still thinks that the Earth is 6,000 years old.

When you barely survive the Renfaire Fuckpocalypse.

Because you're supposed to eat the bowl, obviously. The milk is just there for the bowl to float upon.

It's a room full of people who all realize they were stupid at the same time.

A survivor of the hellish Family Foundation School claimed in court papers he was repeatedly sexually abused and described stunning mistreatment at the now-defunct, $80,000-a-year facility in the tiny upstate village of Hancock, about an hour east of Binghamton.

It's interesting to me that the "school's" acronym is FFS (better known as For Fucks Sake).

When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.

That's what air conditioning is for.

Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.

How did I never notice it before 8===D

One time? Well I guess it's better than nothing.

Because in its an excuse to send in soldiers, try to justify martial law, suspend elections, and otherwise drag the country deeper into authoritarianism. It's not quite a dictatorship yet, after all.

Shit dude I'm a fat ass and I won't even touch ranch dressing. That stuff is gross.

You know, he's right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don't need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.

Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she'd seen in 20 years on the job. It's not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

Maybe all the filler migrated up into her brain.

I'll bet that's super safe and will never have any drawbacks ever for all time.

Seems like a valid reason to go full Karen mode.