Fuck all of this noise, but if it was down to Greenland or the bottomless Cheddar Bay Biscuits, I might start putting on my invadin’ boots.

A trillion ants want the human picnic food but the humans have bug spray, ant traps, and a vicious hatred for ants.

Why aren’t the ants getting to enjoy the picnic food?

It doesn’t play nice with most streaming services though, last I checked. Any solution to that lately?

And the blurrier motion

It wasn't a dog whistle, it was foreshadowing for the Summer Sale!

/s

Yes, but what about the stock price????

Seriously, at this point if it wasn’t for market manipulation, there wouldn’t be any stock market at all.

I just love the dumb fuckin’ tiger.

No responsible board should sell as much as a paper clip to this sociopathic weenis piss baby.

Cry me a river, fascist.

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

Guarantee he hasn’t realized shit. In his mind, it was the best idea in the world when he had it, and now it’s the best idea in the world to walk it back. He’s so brilliant, he was right twice about the same thing.

Whoever wrote this headline hasn’t met a true narcissist.

How much slamming will it take to stop the full-tilt fascism train? Are we almost there yet?

Heads up, the headline is kind of misleading. “Going sleeper” is just their internal slang for getting laid off. It doesn’t mean some kind of protest or activism.

Fuck yeah Canada. More of this please.

Is Homeland Security chasing bots? Because that’s the bottiest name I’ve ever seen. If so, please continue. 🍿

No one demands to be exempt from prosecution for war crimes unless they intend to commit or have already committed war crimes.

Republicans would elect a bowl of soup to the presidency if they had to, because then they can rubber stamp a hundred orders a day dismantling government agencies, destroying welfare programs, neutering regulations, and oppressing people of color, women, LGBTQ+, and non-Christians. Trump is the most useful, most idiot useful idiot the world has ever seen.

Party not in headline, turns out to be a Republican. DRINK!