Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

"Well I got hurt too"

-Trump... probably

Meth Leopard

Remember the time he had to have everyone paint blood on their doors so he knew which babies to kill.

Don't forget the government bailout when their gamble fails.

Not just dating, I think gen x looks at everything that way at this point.

They really had us in the beginning, and the middle, they actually had us the whole time, and I take every word as true.

The US military has a soft spot for dead babies.

Dump my body unceremoniously on the lawn of a billionaire.

Almost like we're sick of killing each other for the gains of the wealthy and powerful.

I don't get why people are like this, I love hearing about people's dreams, especially the crazy ones.

Uh-oh, we bout to have a dead judge!

You're consistently fighting a losing battle against time... do you remember... you're getting older... do you remember... death is coming.... do you remember?

I've noticed you've recently settled a statement close to my psyche, I request that you refrain from settling too close in the future to avoid any ill feelings!

She was a fucking DA, ain't nobody wanna debate with her, especially a half brained real-estate broker

Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

Same as the immigrants aren't stealing your job, the greedy capitalist are giving those jobs to immigrants to cut down their bottom line, and they love nothing more when you blame the immigrants.

Like American Marijuana laws, the cops didnt really care about people smoking weed, it was a convient way to put black people in jail.