Whoa whoa whoa, that's Momazon, a company that resembles but is legally distinct from Amazon

Might be getting wooshed but Slurms was voiced by David Herman

That one's hard for me to read and I'm not even dyslexic!

I just read the article, she's suing the school because she claims administrators ignored reports the kid had a gun as well as a history of "troubling behavior"

Evers was unable to undo the $32 million cut to the University of Wisconsin, which was funding that Republicans said would have gone toward diversity, equity and inclusion — or DEI — programming and staff.

How on earth do you justify cutting funding for diversity, equity, and inclusion?? Are those not things we as a country want to promote?

I mean I remember taking biology that went over reproductive anatomy in 6th grade. I feel like gender identity isn't any more mature of a topic than penises and vaginas. Maybe my school was an outlier though? Either way I think letting kids who might not feel comfortable with their gender know that their feelings are valid is important enough to warrant mentioning in elementary school

In January [Barbers Hill Independent School District Superintendent Greg Poole] placed a full page ad in the Houston Chronicle, arguing that “being an American requires conformity with the positive benefit of unity"

TIL being American is actually about conformity. Thanks Texas

X is the name of a windowing system used in a lot of Unix-like operating systems

Will you also need a pilots license to purchase? I wonder where you would even be allowed to transition from driving to flying...

Here's hoping these companies have to pony up billions not millions

Wow holy fucking shit. Is there more footage of this meeting?

EDIT: didn't find footage but did find this article. I'm not familiar with this publication at all but seems to be mostly a factual retelling. Apparently he was interrupted by the mayor and asked to leave after saying that the local police department was pro-domestic abuse because they employ a domestic abuser.

EDIT 2: The article I linked actually links to a local source that has a much longer video. The dude in the video actually called the mayor and the chief of police facists.

SUPER depends on the platform. If you own an iOS device and enroll it in MDM through the settings app, MDM ONLY has access to whatever it puts on the device

Smurfing is when a player has a secondary account so they can play against/with lower ranked players. Imagine a chess grand master putting on a disguise and going to a beginners chess tournament

I have literally never thought about it other than when these types of discussions come up. If I hadn't been circumcised I would probably think about it the exact same amount

The API is going through code review right now!

"All bleeding eventually stops"

Shout out Zoidberg

I really loved the reveal at the end. I was waiting for some big issue to be revealed or something but nope, he was just trying to figure out how to organize his books

Surely farming and construction aren't considered unskilled labor? It looks like the left middle square is at a sewing machine which I also wouldn't consider unskilled

Wow whiteboy7thst now that's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time