they add preservatives because there is water

the shipping costs are higher

it's just all-around modern wasteful

I think most of these pictures are made up for internet points. This is a pull door. Amazon boxes don't have incredible structural integrity.

mentioning your altogether disregard for the current election is actually not useful : )

Frank bought a self-inking stamp that says "REJECTED" and saw a 70% productivity increase.

heidee ho, neighborino

A boomer "millenial" comment

trick is to paint the windows

microsoft making ux worse, google fighting adblock with drm, not to mention all sorts of non-tech catastrophe

somebody is gonna make a 'we didnt start the fire' about 2023 called 'we started the fire'

maybe an argonian

thank goodness i can see time in 3d now. this wont end badly.

and weird

the 'food chain' is really mostly possum

Stop allowing others' choices to impair your judgement.

you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?

erm. What would a Bezos performance quantification look like?

the limit of y in 1/x=y as x approaches 0 from negative one is negative infinity. the limit as x approaches 0 from positive one is positive infinity. 1/0 is simultaneously both positive and negative infinity and is paradoxical.

the Garfield spectrum

lol. imagine being a 30,000lb vehicle and some dingdong in a rush swerves in front of you with their 2,000 lb vehicle (because getting in your lane early is an ancient, lost courtesy) and decelerates by 30mph over the course of three seconds to pull into mcdonalds, setting off several of your vehicle's alert systems and automatically registering you for a performance review from your manager in addition to elevating your heart rate substantially

lending purpose to an evolutionary trait is a mistake. It is possibly that mechanism by which they attained some degree of success, but evolution doesn't 'think' unless youre into predeterminism like that.

how about you tape/glue copies of the ticket over the lenses of any exposed cameras and allow Google to figure out the logistics of how to pay the ticket?