A dragon raised by a seagull will be a terrifying menace to society when he grows up

I'm not a fan of bush, but I dont shave mine so I'm not gonna judge if she doesn't either

It's made by femboys, for femboys ^.^

I tried this as a kid, but i lost the tooth after day 2 and bungled the whole thing

No it implies once every other week

Wait

Its much safer than horny jail, since the bottoms dont have anyone to top them. Its just a lot of making out sloppily

Well there's only two towers, try the other one! What do you mean the tower is looking at you?

Kibty

Hence where the estrogen comes into play

Calvin but evil

I get a weird sense of pride whenever i see the old bite marks i left on my girlfriend. I promise she likes it too

“They publicly delete all my websites while the audience rejoices. This is cyberterrorism,” the administrator wrote on X

Lmao mald harder

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

Day on a farm:

The Lesser Atlantic Garbage patch

I dont see the issue, obviously they'll just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and win the war, it was easy back in their day so it'll be easy for them now. Kids today are just lazy

God forbid women have hobbies

Some asshole going around his school filming and announcing "I support ICE!". He passes this guy who responds "I'm gonna punch you", the filmer says "you'll get in trouble", to which the guy pictured replies "okay" and starts swinging