Headline writers live for this shit. At least they did until most took buyouts and early retirement. The ones left hardly have time for such endeavours.

Yes. The flashing lights are an ADDITIONAL safety feature. There to help the driver clue in that the crosswalk they're approaching needs their special attention. All crosswalks deserve special attention. Flashing lights are there to push the point home.

Sounds like Twitter is the disaster

Still Game. Watch with subtitles.

Pop goes the weasel.

Brilliant!

It's not a big cut. It's a snip of a thin clear membrane that's holding back the tongue from functioning properly. Baby hardly reacts. I've seen it done. Easy peasy. Problem solved.

Sorry Grandma, but for easy peel boiled eggs that peel easily anytime -- hot or cold -- simply keep the raw eggs cold and in the fridge until the water has come to the boil. Only then take them out of the fridge. Carefully add eggs to the water. Slow boil for 11 minutes. Cool under cold running water for a minute or two. Peel them now or place in the fridge for later -- they will peel easily whenever you want.

Same, except on a couch

Hear! Hear!

Same here. It's not a big cut. It's a snip of a thin clear membrane that's holding back the tongue from functioning properly. Baby hardly reacts. I've seen it done. Easy peasy. Problem solved.