That's unfortunate. Expected, but unfortunate.

I like gaming. That like is not strong enough to extend to that price point.

Ans: Yes, unfortunately because of legal reasons we have to record all of our own lines.

I mean, you could just require players to own a copy of Fallout 2 and have a script that converts them to the relevant formats during mod installation.

Useless fuckers cries more than my newborn.

Any time anyone on here wants to repost one of these things - at least try to find the uncensored version. LET'S KILL THIS IDIOTIC PRO-ADVERTISER CENSORSHIP BOLLOCKS!

Here's an uncensored copy.

Ye gods, America, you had four years and an open-and-shut case and it wasn't enough to get rid of the orange ghoul.

I thought it had had that for twenty years?

Here we go again. Even when he's literally found guilty, it makes no difference because there's just not the will to make it stick.

"Returning to the office" is such a gross phrase. Get fucked.

Best of luck with that, idiots. How are you planning to tell the difference between my personal VPN and my work VPN?

Join our Discord!

No, don't trouble yourselves, I'll just use something else.

"Join our Discord"
Ugh. Why. I don't want to hang out in your chatroom.

Double the fine.

Imagine thinking being that rich is a good thing rather than a catastrophic systemic failure.

Game development as a service.

I wish government organisations would host their own Mastodon servers. Get off Twitter.

Petitioning for a ban on posts with censored swear words.

What does the writer think "extra" means?

I wonder if the next one will take so long that the world it satirises is long gone. Facebook being parodied in GTA V no longer makes much sense, for example

Ew ew ew.

No one is asking for AI, you weirdos!

They always seem to have bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch. One would have thought that'd be a step in the process but apparently not.

It can summarise your text messages!
Oh, yes, because that's an insurmountable amount of text to read, please hold my hand through this difficult time.