Bostonia just doesn't work as well as Portlandia.

Spelling it out made me wonder: theres a Portland, Iowa (Portland, IA) too!

I'll wait for the "Live, Laugh, Love" edition

There's gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn't there?...

There was also a Captain Pollution summoned by using the Rings of Destruction and combining their polluting powers of Super Radiation, Deforestation, Smog, Toxics, and Hate....

... yeah, sounda like their agenda to me

I heard he went by "Duder" or possibly "El Duderino" for those not into the whole brevity thing.

Sorry for the offense caused by the comments. Not sorry that they commented it; just that you feel some sort of way about them.

Non-apology. More Republican Bullshit.

Monitor and report?

Flung Hippo.

New band name. I called it!!

WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! Ash, Catch 'em all!

WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! Put them in that ball!

Pikachu is electric- no wires.

If you have Charizard, then you're playing with firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

"I find her attractive. She must have a penis!"

• their thoughts, probably

Is this where chicken nuggets come from?¡?

What about for purely fashion reasons?

Context was the brand of her date's pants.

You can still put Karen in a headline. Children can still be named Karen.

We've already known Goose to do a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while improving relations.

Someone negative is now out of the picture: That ass is gone! "Mommy, what's ass?" Another word for butt.

I know Mom has a butt, because everyone has butts, but she said "that butt is gone", meaning she must have had a second at some point. Concusion: Buttectomy must have been performed, which is an oupatient procedure, thankfully.

Punch in as a scab, THEN join the picket line, ya know, as you got lost collecting carts or something.

Don't forget to punch in and out for lunch!!

There's gonna be a 90 day extension, right?

New reality series (unfortunately)?

Isn't the picture on the seal taken from The Apprentice? Can Mark Burnett go after him in any way (or is he more an accomplice by giving him the platform in the first place?)?

How anout a nice, cold pitcher of some sweet DMTea instead?