Speak for yourself, I bike with a bag on my head to capture my emissions.

I remember downloading a mod for San Andreas, as I wanted to try out a sick motorcycle.

I remember spawning it in and my laptop nearly imploded as the number of polygons it had to render quadrupled.

I was a sad kid.

I bought a Samsung. Then I bought a one plus. Then I bought a pixel.

Imagine if I had to throw out my charging cables every time I changed brands. Imagine if everyone acted like Apple. It would be incredibly degenerate.

Also, everyone brings up micro USB, but those cables still find a ton of use in my home for all the different other devices that use it. I'm not gonna find an Xbox controller that uses lightning cables for example.

Leave it to a Linux user to see a fork in the road and go "I wanna fork it more."

It cost like half a trillion dollars to avert the issues of Y2K. A lot of people don't realize how much of an issue it was.

Americans be like "Nothing gets between me and the job that makes me want to kill myself."

Y'all sluts need praxis.

It's really weird reading an article that so precisely nails so many of my experiences with both games.

I'm sure a lot of people just think your a sea lion.

Reddit is not even safe anymore. I googled some products and tagged Reddit on the end and the first result was someone who had made a bot that just collects referral links into a big list and names it "top ten x of 2023".

Taking a look at the history and it's just thousands of links.

The internet has shit itself to death.

Quite similar to how beholders reproduce.

They have a nap, dream about a beholder (besides themselves*) and poof, one is born.

*I'm not sure if this is the case.

Secretariat

I mean, if you started a social media club and there was a dearth of over-30s tech people, that would be a pretty telling thing wouldn't it?

The whole if you see a bomb technician running, you better run thing.

Weird that you wouldn't snitch on the dude who smears poop on the walls.

I'd like to think everyone would give you a pass for that.

I connected my phone to tether internet since the power was out but the cell network was still going.

Looking at logged out Reddit really takes the proverbial paper bag off. It's so unappealing.

Every single cable you buy for Apple products is different. Not different from each other, but different from the rest of the smart phone industry. Does it need to be? No. Is it to anyone's benefit? Just Apple's. Is it to anyone's detriment? To the users and the environment.

Grab fancy bottles of wine that are empty, fill with crap wine, reaffix the seal using mending. Move from town to town selling.

Or at least that's the theory. The real fancy wineries probably have some sort of arcane seal that mending won't repair.

Same thing with letters. Break the seal, read/replace contents, reseal.

Mending can be really handy.

Something paid, something something nautical term

I'll take philosophy 101 memes over ones from economics or psychology any day.