I like it.

What exactly is a "man cold?"

ESH. The office temp for throwing the donuts and coffee onto the floor. You for not being understanding of this person's gender identity, and also you for making this story up.

short cumming

Please tell me more.

If my cat and I shared a birthday, I'd probably get a kick out of this.

Why isn't there an option for "the lack of a headphone jack is a complete deal breaker and I refuse to even consider a phone that doesn't have one?"

What is this cheeseless abomination?

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I highly recommend it.

Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.

It is and we are.

As a sufferer of illness anxiety disorder, what you're describing sounds a lot like the thought processes I went through before seeking therapy for it.

You've described very little evidence indicating you have diabetes, but a ton of evidence indicating you have illness anxiety disorder. I am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but my suggestion is to talk to a professional who can.

When did you figure out that you were adopted?

It was one hundred percent written by chat gpt.

Yeah Mozart really fell off after he died.

I'm not sure it's possible to look any uglier than it already does. It blows every other ugly car out of the water with its unfathomably hideous looks.

I wonder what his next last movie will be.

It's actually funny how some people aren't annoyed by ads polluting their Internet experience.

I would find a different job

An entire TEASPOON of fish sauce for two eggs?

Well this is an excellent reason to get it then.