It's crazy to me that people can look at this picture and then immediately start arguing about semantics.

Oh absolutely.

"...the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they would not be investigating Kotaska, because the woman hasn't filed a criminal complaint"

Odds are George personally owns the originals and was able to retain them as part of the terms of the sale to Disney.

He doesn't want them to be released and this is how he prevents it

Any chance you have a link to a reputable source, or a site anyone else besides you has heard of?

I bet you're fun at parties.

So far I think it's real, this guy got fired from claire's and has been posting all their communications since:

https://www.instagram.com/donnyskipper/

Upset with you?

Of course

If you need the $3 don't tip.

Maybe don't pay for baseball tickets either if $3 is an issue.