The Death Whistle

On most phones you can use this system to search for your contacts. E.g. if i want to call someone in my contact list called Peter I can type 73837 and his name will pop up.
This starts working after two numbers.

Das ist ja fast wie bei dem switch sketch bei dem die Hakenkreuztaste kaputt ist und die statt dessen die Rautetaste nutzen müssen

Is your daughter Richard Ayoade?

I have a kobo and can send my epubs to it via WiFi on https://send.djazz.se/
Or of course via USB

I'll read the publication in the coming days and report back, but don't get your hopes up. There's a "breakthrough" in cancer research every few months and it leads to nothing. And this study was done in mice which are a bit different to humans (citation needed)

Even then, maybe she's just nice. Or canadian

The male thing seems so (finally) die out in younger generations. Just give people compliments, spread happiness. The world's already fucked up enough for gods sake

In my limited knowledge it randomly generates a number and if this number can be cleanly divided by 6 it deletes everything on the system (and the system itself). If not it prints 'lucky boy'.

So basically the nerd version of russian Roulette. But with higher stakes

Is this a USA comic I'm to European to understand?

One thing I always hear is that the rainforest is killed to make room for soy agriculture. And because vegans eat a lot of soy they kill the rainforest.

That that soy is mainly used to feed animals for meat/dairy production is conveniently ignored.

SSRI are a class of antidepressants that can hinder your ability to orgasm.

But since the person writing the comment is probably female and straight she's used to not having an orgasm while having sex.

Shit, the woke virus got Elton John

Maybe they're a trouple

Just hang out with your clam out (Kate McKinnon in one of the alien abduction SNL sketches)

Jetfuel can't melt asbestos beams

I guess you're in a call and get an other call. Your options are:

End call one, accept the new call

Decline the new call

Put call one on hold and accept the new call

And then it's not even a question but a statement phrased as question just to sound smart

I'm doing my part and will not perform any sport activities in the coming weeks

Holy shit, leave the poor fish alone