You can, but no one is

Let's send people on an exodus to Egypt. No way they're gonna wanna come back. They either don't get irony or haven't read their own book

Did you tell him that a beer bottle is cock shaped?

Exactly he never got Christmas with his family, no holidays at the beach and no change to grow old with his loved ones

Let's hope they don't have a grudge against humanity with that military training

In democracy, voters pick the politicians. In the USA, politicians pick the voters

If a war crime occurs in Gaza, but anyone who reports it is shot by a tank shell, has it really happened?

Put a carbon tax on jet fuel and use the proceeds to build better carbon neutral public infrastructure and she can fly as much as she wants for all I care

To be fair, he really needs that last $339 million

We used to read it as kids when we went over our internet quota for the week and it was the only thing that still loaded

Sounds like they were just gun owners

I use bandcamp, not quite a cd, but you get access to a flac or mp3 depending on your choice and apparently they do a decent job looking after their artists. They even have days where all money goes to the artist

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

When can I, an international with an interest in the US election, commit money to a political party? Or do I need to be a corporation?

At first I was thinking where's the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

Not even them, it's for all the tradies out there who are worried that they mightn't be able to call their workers in for a bit of extra cash.

Not sure if there is a carve out for that situation, but doesn't mean he won't exploit the fear

Sounds like the beginning of the purge

It's the equivalent of sprinkling crack on them

He was in hospital because shrapnel had severed his spine. In the west bank. You can throw semantics at it, but going by the context I'd put money on him not being actively engaged in combat as he was incapable by your words

How I imagine the interview to sound

Tucker: my research suggests that you have a 12" cocktail

Putin: is actually 14

Tucker...

Putin: I take no further questions (takes off mike, exits stage left)