Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.

The cocaine isn't going to buy itself.

And now you have one step closer to negotiated price government subsidised medicine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't worry, the daddy daughter dance at the chastity ball is 100% normal and cool

There's a reason the kids aren't taking over the farm. Not to mention that a 50 acre returned soldier lot can't provide for a family of six anymore.

The bar has been lowered

Plenty of examples of improper wash water management causing salmonella, lysteria or e coli, especially in "ready to eat" leafy greens. They literally grow in bacteria and fungi contaminated media, because it's awesome for them. Your veggies will absolutely be contaminated and that is why proper washing and cooking is necessary

Very legal, very cool.

Wait, is this different to a driver's license, medicare card, tax file number, or mygov login?

"Fifa Ethics Committee "?

He died before the world learned what a cunt he was

And keep a copy off site

Love is only real if it hurts when you pee.

How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it's mouth open.

You could teabag it.

Hope you're in an industry where you can jump ship after that conversation

Because it doesn't affect you doesn't mean that it doesn't matter. People who aren't in the IT game may not know any better, or it worked for them for x number of years without issue.

Off he goes with his pot of gold and lucky charms

Live in a progressive city any you can be Bubba the trans mayor on the ballot.

My old lady (mum) has become a cooker. She sent me silver bullion for my birthday emblazoned with " the currency after the reset", this has been building for years but holy fuck.

Has anyone else had this? What are you doing/who are you talking to?

Vatican City can fit in many PDF Files.