Yeah, that sounds about right.

When I saw people ripping off the floating liner, I immediately thought “they’re going to try to blame the bad work on these people”

250 foot long gash? This claim sounds pretty sus. Wanna bet they’re arresting people who are ripping off the peeling rhino liner for souvenirs?

Ideally you want just enough inventory to cover the demand with a little buffer. That way you don’t get saddled with a bunch of shit merch if there is a recall, or a new version is released. Also so you’re not filling your warehouse shelves with stuff that’s taking up space for other products.

Problem is, some weeks people buy more, some weeks they buy less. Also some weeks a shipment doesn’t show up in time, shit gets stolen, shit gets damaged. You can place an order for more inventory to cover the gap, but that takes time to process and arrive.

It’s a very imperfect process with a lot of variables that constantly change.

Homie looks like he’s spent time at Arkham.

It’s expected to be 98-108F / 36-42C.

So yeah, water and weed is probably the better choice.

That said, people that attend Coachella every year are going to look at this and think “first time?”

Just Googled the guy. Yup, he does in fact look like a Gotham city villain.

True. But at a concert or festival anywhere in the western world, weed will find a way.

If you’re in France, just look for a chill guy named Zephyr or something. He’ll hook you up. If you’re in the Americas, a Shane will do.

All of those top cities full of sprawl with high speed strodes. High speed strodes are famous for being more dangerous. They’re basically a highway with a sidewalk.

I liked that many people in the news seem to actually talk in a tone that implied this one was for realsies.

MAGAs immediately jumped to conspiracies about secret liberals tampering with the reflecting pool to undermine Trump. The dear leader knows everything and can do no wrong.

Although they’re filling it with “free albums and more.” So they’re actually installing more unwanted shit than Apple did a decade ago. Ugh.

Even Diablo sauce is basically ketchup.

When idiots realize American Idiot is actually about them.

Reddit gave more than 1/3rd of its revenue to 2 people, plus options. Holy fuck.

Apple doesn’t even pay it executives close to what Reddit is dishing out, even if you consider the stock they get.

Do NOT invest in this company. Now that we can see the books, it’s clear how poorly things are actually run.

When I look at those numbers I think “Apollo was made by 1 dude with some occasional help from another person. Reddit is throwing half its budget and 200+ bodies at its app and site, and it’s a fucking disaster.”

Since it’s only been a week, a lot of those people are going to come back. But now they’re coming back with updated resumes and a linked in pro subscription. The good folks will be bailing in the coming months, but they’ll stay and work in a half ass way since it’s better than unemployment and cobra. Musk basically ensured uncontrolled attrition.

How did this idiot actually manage to ship cars to begin with?

The vaccine works by instructing the body to make up to 34 “neoantigens.” These are proteins found only on the cancer cells, and Moderna personalizes the vaccine for each recipient so that it carries instructions for the neoantigens on their cancer cells.

That’s pretty dope

When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.

“We’re seeing a greater need for authentic human connections”

I’m going to take a wild guess and wager that this is about increasing engagement by increasing the amount of opening moves that are created on the platform.

Dating sites profit by increasing engagement with the platform, not by getting you an “authentic connection” that gets you off the platform and into a healthy relationship.

There’s a reason people are going analog again. They know these sites are just a thirst trap.

If conservatives want to listen to music that echos what they hear in Murdoch media outlets, they might want to avoid punk. Also, hip hop and rap. Probably also want to avoid, metal, classic rock, folk, indie, jazz, and EDM. Best to just avoid cool, formerly cool, and or cool adjacent music.

You should be generally safe with pop country, Christian rock, and post-00’s butt rock.