This isn't a fucking meme.

Much better, thank you

Goody little two shoes! Goody little TWO shoes!

I can watch this movie an unlimited number of times and it will never get old.

The woke ain't right, I'll tell ya that much! 🤠

Man, haired sphynxes always look weirder to me than hairless.

Princess and the pea(nes).

Coffee does count, btw. The amount of water used to make coffee counteracts the diuretic effect. This is pretty common knowledge.

Swords are legal to open carry in Texas, fyi.

There are memes, and then there are memes. Two different words. What you're describing is not the commonly thought of word when someone goes on the internet looking for memes.

I could say, "Suck my dick, motherfucker", and that'd be a meme.

Geese can't cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.

You are correct. I cannot read this.

The audac-kitty

Hollow Knight is such a beautiful game. Very much a show-don't-tell experience. I recommend avoiding looking things up unless you truly are stuck.

Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.

Snobs can go fuck themselves for all I care. Critics have their place, but it isn't to provide an aggregate score of how good or bad something is. Entertainment is extremely subjective, to the point that poorly made products can be highly valued, and "vice versa". Don't listen to the popular consensus. What you should be doing is finding critics that A) aren't flip-floppy or morally bankrupt, and B) align with your own subjective opinions as much as possible.

Once you do this, you'll be able to find true value in critics. Even so, never let someone else stop you from forming your own educated opinion.

The more mainstream gaming becomes, the more bullshit the gaming media will become. Entropy at its finest.

This dude is one bad day away from becoming a super villain.

Meanwhile, here I am getting pegged by KDE cause I failed to properly research what migrating to Linux entailed.

That ain't healthy, chief. But I won't judge. I sometimes drink Monster Energy like it's water.

Welcome to life, boyo