That is indeed unpopular, so take your fucking upvote lol

There's only one execution I truly want to see, and I hope it is televised.

"Big pharma won't tell you this, but what you need to do is shove a firecracker lubricated with the blood of 16 Venezuelan Poodle Moths up your butt, light it, and chug a class of lemur semen before it detonates. It is very, very difficult for the plague to take hold in a body that's been through that" -RFK Jr. probably

This what I came here looking for. That story haunts me every time I go to the bathroom at a friend's house for the first time. I'm just waiting for the day I see a knife next to the toilet.

"Jeffries says what people want to hear, while ignoring his unlikeability and inevitable loss of power". I don't believe anything he says. Everyone needs to vote in this midterm so we can give Trump the boot, and then show up again to get grifters like Jeffries out of office.

I'd probably start by trying to figure out what the fuck happened to everyone.

I guess the good news is that the actual killer got away with it and might strike again.

Honestly, good on the relative for at least having enough interest in the child to know there was a problem before they did it.

I can't wait until we end Trump.

Why is he doing campaign events in Utah, if he's running for governor in Ohio?

Tucker is pissed because he likes the mouth feel of Snickers.

I don't understand why the generation that snacked on lead paint chips is allowed to be in charge of this country.

How ironic it would be if the British helped remove the US King.

I can't wait to awkwardly set up a camera on the ground of a hotel hallway one day

Hopefully, it happens on a Tuesday. If so, I'm doing Taco Tuesday 😂. Specifically, the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell because they're orange.

I miss the days of a single camera lens. I wouldn't even mind a system where you can swap the lens for different needs, but having a "camera bump" on a phone is so annoying. I prefer not needing a case to make the back of my phone lay flat on a table.

I actually watched a YouTube video about this a few weeks ago, but can't remember what it was called. But basically, all the bowling alleys got bought out by Bowlero and we've been seeing the enshittification of bowling because of it. We can't have fucking shit without corporations finding a way to ruin it.

Probably the giant river that goes all the way to a non freshwater sea?

No wonder my work laptop was freaking out today.

Hopefully the end. I'm tired.