Mary Shelley said herself that there are two monsters in the book and both are named Frankenstein.

Makes me think of my favorite verse to quote in arguments: Pslam 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks (NIV).

Yeah, but if you make homebrew they don't like, they'll send the Pinkertons after you.

(I know that was about an MTG set. I'm just making a joke about how little faith I have in WOTC.)

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

It's like they only ever tested it in SoCal on sunny days.

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.

BMW already tried to charge $18 a month for heated seats.

Yeah, I've had the opposite experience in my 20+ years of customer service work. Most of the times I've been screamed at by an entitled customer, they've been upper-middle class.

It's a shame he never faced justice for his crimes.

Everyone needs a "Zero day" every now and then.

Who cares if his estate agreed to it? HE didn't. His estate shouldn't have the right to make money off of things he never actually did.

Let the dead stay dead, it's just an excuse to not pay new, living artists.

I always heard it the other way around. That restoring Israel would bring about the End Times, but also that the End Times are a good thing because it means the Kongdom of God will finally be realized. I went to a pentecostal summer camp, though, so that might have something to do with it.

Most of the misogyny is in the stuff written by Paul. Dude HATED women.

Calling a wizard a cleric is like telling a college graduate they only passed because God wanted them to.

I feel your pain. My very religious mother just supports him because he's anti-choice. Nothing else matters, not the bragging about SA, not his obvious worship of the almighty dollar, not Jan 6. As long as more babies get shat out unto the world, regardless of the environment they'll live in, that's all that matters.

Greetings, I'm your opposite. I can handle bitter cold just fine, but I melt at 60F.

If we consider corporations people (and the Supreme Courts says we have to) then we should tax their income. That means total income, not profits because I don't pay taxes on what's left over after my bills, so why should corps get to?

Inverted controls are just better.

Atrocities of the past don't excuse modern day atrocities. Your whataboutism is meaningless.

Alaka-BLAM!