Spread-tube?

Hi new here, I'm dad.

Always a pleasure to see you bound and helpless, and I do enjoy your creativity and commitment to a bit! Curious as to how the corn actually feels?

Hot enough that I can even ignore the wildly mismatched socks, although it is close!

Dude...

A very good angle to make that point! You've convinced me!

"here, churning through kleenex…"

I mean, same, but for very different reasons!

What incredible flashing!

It does occur that we've not seen the rear view, it could make or break the whole outfit.

Agreed, far too much coverage!

Found yourself feeling a bit horngry? Usually resolves if you eat something, in whichever sense of the word you like.

Consider yourself lucky you weren't locked out of your box while you were locked in your box. Imagine that hyperfixation coupled with a chastity belt that almost, but not quite, lets you touch yourself.

You seem fairly crafty, I'm sure you could fashion yourself something to do the trick for now.

(Thank you, I consider myself quite the cunning linguist)

And yet here we are, I think a few of us here are going to wind up with a corn addiction after this. I am also more than happy to contribute to your pleasure.

I couldn't resist either! Can I have both?

In my defence, you're very distracting!

Go on, send some more my way, I'm all ears.

Nope, you definitely had me with that one, did not occur that I might have to actually look up corn smut as a thing!

I may have to bow to your superior corniness before I end up a husk of my former self.

What a fitting (and filling) reward! I do think we need to put your good behaviour to the test by seeing how many loads you can take and hold in there though.

Ooh, is this following on from your date? Looks like you guys took things in a fun direction, would love to hear more of how the night went!

Little?!