I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

Brilliant film! Immensely quotable, perfect amount of haemophiliacs, and a religious message.

I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

Jigglin’ titties, who woulda thunk it?

Soulseek works for me for 99% of the music I’m after.

You’re just going for that anti-marketing dollar

I absolutely love these designs - finally the Usborn Book of the Future is coming true!

My first exposure to Ministry was seeing Just One Fix on Rage one night and being interested and confused simultaneously.

A little later, I was able to tape this off a relative and with a bit of effort, fucking loved it.

Now I reckon the run of The Mind…, Psalm 69 and Filth Pig is as strong as any three consecutive records I can think of.

Trevor will be disappointed.

Soulseek is peer to peer - what’s available is dependent on which users are online and what they are sharing. If you’re not interested in another program with a login then I guess it’s not for you - might be good for someone else reading this though.

If we’re talking bands consisting entirely of or fronted by women, these are my picks - including others previously mentioned because they’re awesome and if the emphasis helps you give them a go then all the better!

Vaguely in order of increasing “heaviosity”

The Breeders, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, L7, 7 Year Bitch, Babes In Toyland, Acid King, Windhand, (Neurosis &) Jarboe, Bonnie Mercer.

And on a more relaxed bent… Portishead, Bardo Pond, Bowery Electric, Blonde Redhead.

Happy to have helped!

Yep, I love it for just how obscure some of the music you get is. Don’t forget to share!

Yep, fairy bread here - made with 100’s and 1000’s, white bread and margarine. I’m sure butter would be great but that was never an option at any parties I went to.

I’m coming up to the crescendo (hopefully) of Termination Shock by Neal Stephenson. I can’t say that I’ve loved it as much as some of his previous work but it’s got 150 pages left to change that.

Agreed - though I loved Anathem and couldn’t put it down at the time, I couldn’t go back to it.

Is this Lambton Worm territory?

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