Rape children - no worries. Touch algae pond - believe it or not, straight to jail.

This is a guy who has lost all control of a very bad situation. Republicans all seem fine with it. They talk a game, but avoid the mechanisms in place to put an end to it all. They are neck deep in the sunken cost of supporting a moron and they are out of moves. Good times.

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That title is making me feel like I am having a stroke.

Gotta nuke somethin’

So the epic lid flip was self-inflicted. Impressive.

Another triumph for King Mierdas

Was it the Swedes who said something to the effect of “We aren’t going to reward someone who brings a bucket to extinguish the fire they started.”

The icing on the cake was that it was caused by a drunk Russian missile, not a Ukrainian drone.

That is accurate.

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.

Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.

Seems to be a common theme nowadays.

I have to hand it to them, they are really good at finding new, innovative ways to make the platform worse.

Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.

He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?

Funny to think of the right viewing the, globally speaking, center-right as “radical left”. The level of hyperbole and hypocrisy from the right is stupefying.

It’s one thing I am trying to impart on my kids. If someone speaks fluently in hyperbole and absolutes, or getting louder the more they are challenged (or both), 100% they are full of shit and trying to sell you something.

Fuck every single person that voted for this doofus rapist shit head. Furthermore, fuck every registered voter that decided to sit this one out because, "reasons". Our country alone arguably deserves the fallout this coward shitstain will stir up, the rest of the world absolutely does not.

I really thought his handling of the covid pandemic (among everything else) would have been a wakeup call to Americans that he is beyond dumb as fuck. He clearly and plainly fucked it every single step of the way. I have since tempered my expectations of my fellow countrymen. Apathy, racism, ignorance and incuriosity will doom this institution.

Hey look, a foreigner actively engaging in voter fraud!

“This impacts me now, therefore I allow myself to be rational.”

Cool, I guess.

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