Not only is this not true, but like others in the thread have said, the current jeans fashion is actually a callback to the 1980s.

I don't drive because of extreme anxiety, but if I had one of these babies I would drive.

Yes 100%. I get why everyone would say no, but as someone currently living in poverty without enough money to eat every day, if I could make enough money to live comfortably and the job didn't kill my body I'd work for anyone as long as the job was legal. I'd probably just shit talk the company in my off time or something, it wouldn't matter because I'd be able to afford to have off time.

tell this to everyone giving advice to people in poverty

I've ALWAYS wanted to try Takoyaki! it looks so good!