At-will state fantasies

Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?

But, like, what happened?

What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?

I have nothing intelligent or insightful to say. I just fucking hate this country.

Your average joe isn't out there having casual sex with random drug dealers.

He's not allowed to be depressed because he's friends with a woman? Why?

"Wow, it's so nice outside! 😍"
"I know, it's terrifying."

I'm also disabled. That doesn't mean you can just say/do anything without consequences.

Nobody said you owed them anything.

Oh. Ohh... oh.

He's a spoiled, self-congratulatory, masturbatory narcissist who has never experienced even basic levels of hardship.

Picard is an intelligent, well-read bad-ass.

Kirk is an egocentric, showboating dork.

I'm from Chicago and my conservative, suburban family members all think and speak like this. Making comments about avoiding anything "south of" means you're racist. Always. I live on the southside. Throw in some disparaging remarks about the pride parade and you've got yourself an exact replica.

I fucking hate them.

Maybe they'll destroy one another.

Uh, maybe trans people feel ostracized and scared because half the world is actively trying to eradicate them? And you read that as attention seeking? That is some bizarre-ass victim-blaming.

Most trans people would very much enjoy not being recognized as trans.

Say this to an Irishman, mate.

Nothing here is cheap.

Cool. Bet kids will figure that out really quickly when there's an emergency that requires them to exit the dead vehicle ASAP.

Why are these things street-legal again?

FUCK.

Because it's soOoOOo futuristic and innovative!!! /s

Correct. Misleading wording like this is how they manage to trick ignorant people into supporting hateful laws like this one - assuming they're not supporting these laws precisely because they're hateful.

The LGBTQ+ community (including drag queens) absolutely and unequivocally does NOT support pedophilia in any form. This includes exposing children to pornographic material. That's fucking canon and you can quote me on that shit.