No...fucking...shit...

English colonialism all over again.

Wait. Texas, church and help trans all in the same sentence. What the heck world did i wake up in today?

Let's not sugar coat this. It wasn't a kiss, it was sexual assault. Don't let these twats get away with this bullshit.

Man, these people are gonna be unhinged once they find out a rainbow is our visible light spectrum and that we technically see it everywhere. The kicker is that "God" put it there.

Somebody needs to make an "unnatural billionaire death" bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.

I'm the mayor of this town and there's too much crime. So I'm switching parties. That'll fix things.

aD BloCkeRs aRe RuINinG oUR wEbSitE!

Hide and seek champion.

This is what you're talking about, right?

It's Latin.

It says "Don't dead open inside."

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.

I'm gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.

That's like, half of a half mile.

Oooh, golden parachute time.

So...many...teabags

Let the suffering begin! Elect him in then kick him out at random times with no warning, repeat.

As a warning, no matter how far you try to run, India can still kill you.

No, no, they disciminate against them as well. 2 birds, 1 stone.