The fact that "heterosexuality" is on there drives this beyond parody. I doubt Garrison sees the irony.

God some people are so gross.

You should hear capitalists.

I invade! I'm sad about the small communities that are dying but I hope I can be a part of new ones here!

I prefer to think of myself as having been a Redditeur. Far above the peasantry of the Redditors. /s

My roomie's cat drools on me when she's cozy and getting pets.

It always grosses me out when someone calls a woman 'mommy' in a sexual way and it's been pretty common lately. It's no less creepy than women calling men 'daddy'.

Still looking for that island of gender stability amidst all the high-numbered genders.

Gonna boost this with a 5/3 green creature that can give trample to creatures with power 5 or greater.

Only if it was spray painted from the exact angle the camera is in.

I've always believed that if time travel is real it'll generally take more than what people think to change the future in any significant way. Like if you were to use the visual of many branches on a tree or a river you'd likely see branches reconnect or run closely parallel fairly often.

Is your shark kinky or vanilla?

Idk, in relevant situations I have no problem calling myself cis. Just because a very small number of people are broadly hostile towards cis people doesn't make the word a slur. Cissy perhaps, but I still say meh to that because I just can't be bothered to be offended by it.

We are all beans on this blessed day

/c/incremental_games

Well then I declare you a butt. Such is the fate of all who disagree with me.

When you attain something you desire but it doesn't actually help.

What if the only way I'm able to communicate with people irl is terrified shrieking?

Ghibli Souls when?

I hope you hit a shopping cart in a parking lot.