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Hypnoctopus

@lemmy.ml

Be nice or be a loser.

Hypnoctopus 46 points 3 years ago

Leaving Reddit or leaving a country or not comparable

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Hypnoctopus 34 points 3 years ago

"nobody ever talks about this"

This has been talked about a lot.

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Hypnoctopus 22 points 3 years ago

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn't so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

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Hypnoctopus 20 points 3 years ago

Incognito mode is just to keep your family from seeing what you do not from keeping the gubberment

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Hypnoctopus 15 points 3 years ago

I said I'm no pro and just spitballing, your last line about being a simp is pretty strange.

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Hypnoctopus 13 points 3 years ago

Knowing everything about my body.

What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

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Hypnoctopus 13 points 3 years ago

"I don't understand why it exists, so it's gotta be god." (Pronounced jod, btw)

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Hypnoctopus 12 points 3 years ago

Is this 11-hour figure based on driving or some type of train that already exists?

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Hypnoctopus 10 points 3 years ago

Are there any Lemmy apps that actually let you click and highlight a parent comment and then click on a next button to automatically and instantly scroll to the next apparent level comment? RiF (Reddit is fun) had that feature and I can't believe I'm not seeing it on either connect for Lemmy or that sync app.

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Hypnoctopus 9 points 3 years ago

"I don't want to have to write out some long String in terminal to install software. "

I'm no expert, but isn't it literally just apt get (name of software) to download and install through terminal?

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Hypnoctopus 7 points 3 years ago

You just said admitted to pirating, you little muppet.

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Hypnoctopus 7 points 3 years ago

But how do you transport equipment from the train station to the location equipment needs to arrive at?

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Hypnoctopus 7 points 3 years ago

Drone shows are so much better than fireworks.

They don't force everyone within a large vicinity to experience them against their will because they are not ridiculously loud.

They won't have such an incredible detrimental effect on animals, both wildlife and domestic.

They are less dangerous.

But of course the average dumbass needs things to go boom in order to have a fun time.

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Hypnoctopus 6 points 3 years ago

Lots of people in fuck cars communities are black and white about it. They're very unwilling to even discuss compromise. They'll say the city needs to build a subway system under all the farmland.

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Hypnoctopus 6 points 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA Trump knowing how to play checkers hahahahaha

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Hypnoctopus 5 points 3 years ago

People who do that are such losers. Bottom of the barrel.

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Hypnoctopus 5 points 3 years ago

NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! (WARIO STYLE "MMEEEEEEEHHHHHH") (runs away).

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Hypnoctopus 5 points 3 years ago

3 videos a day for 5.5 months (about 167 days). That's 500 videos. 500 x $25 = $12500, not $1250.

I have no clue if it's feasible to make three videos a day for 5.5 months, but I guess if the length of the video doesn't matter then It must be doable.

It could be worth it if they can also make money through other companies for the same videos. Plus if they're popular enough that Amazon is paying them then they must already be making ad revenue or something.

I don't know. I'm not a pro, just spitballing.

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Hypnoctopus 4 points 3 years ago

In this particular case the defendant had a history of using 👍to accept a contract. Had done it NP a dozen times before

The article doesn’t say that. It says that according to the guy who sued him, he used text message before to accept a contract. It doesn’t say that he had ever responded to a contract with a thumbs up emoji before.

“Mickleborough said the emoji amounted to an agreement because he had texted numerous contracts to Achter, who previously confirmed through text message and always fulfilled the order.”

No mention of thumbs up emoji having been used prior to this particular thumbs up emoji incident.

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Hypnoctopus 3 points 3 years ago

If you're trolling, you're doing a great job.

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