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ITypeWithMyDick

@lemmy.world

ITypeWithMyDick 92 points 2 years ago

I know the more I make, more people expect me to just pay for everything because 'I make so much'.

Ive had people demand I pay for their vacation (flight and hotel)...just because.

Oh they have a car issue "Can I pay you back later?" (They never pay back)

"Im a little short for groceries, I need food!" (Proceed to buy junk food and high quality produce they never get with their money) (And again Im an ass if I ask to be paid back, cause what I expect them to STARVE!!)

Oh shit, they dont have money for rent, how many times Ive gotten this one. Just 50, 100,150,200,250...and keep slowly creeping up. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT PAY IT,ILL BE HOMELESS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Even had my neighbor demand (not ask, demand!) I pay for their car cause theyre 3 months behind and its about to be repo'd, and itll be MY FAULT! (with them yelling at me on my porch).

I know I had to stop being nice about lending, cause everyone else never wanted to stop 'asking'. So yeah, I cant give an inch or people will just go for the full mile.

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ITypeWithMyDick 73 points 2 years ago

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

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ITypeWithMyDick 68 points 3 years ago

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

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ITypeWithMyDick 47 points 3 years ago

Hey youre salaried right?

Yup

Great, we laid off 3 people and you need to work 100 hour weeks to keep things going

Do I get paid more?

You can get paid in unemployment if you keep sassing like that

Note, I have been given the line that I am expected to work 100 hour weeks. No I am not joking.

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ITypeWithMyDick 46 points 2 years ago

Woosh

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ITypeWithMyDick 43 points 2 years ago

Stay out of my luggage!

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ITypeWithMyDick 43 points 3 years ago

The person/people who run the community.

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ITypeWithMyDick 43 points 3 years ago

And the new map will be just as bad as the old one oops! No good? Ok we'll do another map, oh its just as bad? Oops!

And repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Oh were out of time! Guess youll be forced to use one of the map we already made, oops!

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ITypeWithMyDick 40 points 2 years ago

No it didn't, he waited the entire length of 30 seconds. They need to crank that up to 30 minutes!

"Opt out please"

NO OPT OUT, FUCK YOU!

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ITypeWithMyDick 31 points 2 years ago

5 pizzas? Tell them youre having a pot luck and make them bring their own food. Great way to celebrate while saving money. Think of the company profits!

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ITypeWithMyDick 30 points 3 years ago

Next thing you know, youll demand women have control over their own bodies, pft.

What about the rich white men??? Have you ever thought about their needs?!?!?!

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ITypeWithMyDick 30 points 3 years ago

Dont get all high and mighty. The United States is an amazing country! We have to deal with all this 'woke justice' every day bringing down our country. Once they are finally purged them we can finally have our fascist utopia rich straight white men will finally have all the power again, as demanded by the bible (which I hear is a great book, but honestly who has time to read these days)

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ITypeWithMyDick 29 points 2 years ago

And will only take one Maga thumper to make a hung jury

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ITypeWithMyDick 28 points 3 years ago

You know Lemmy is starting to get popular when the trolls start rolling out

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ITypeWithMyDick 28 points 2 years ago

Aint America tho

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ITypeWithMyDick 26 points 3 years ago

Careful there, you're may hurt your back trolling so hard

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ITypeWithMyDick 25 points 2 years ago

But we get to have lots of guns and facists. So it evens out.

Unrelated, anyone from not America looking to adopt am adult?

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ITypeWithMyDick 24 points 3 years ago

What regular checkout? Around here they are all closed down and only self checkout is available.

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ITypeWithMyDick 24 points 2 years ago

And humans wont do anything till its too late. As we always do.

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ITypeWithMyDick 24 points 3 years ago

With a baseline minimum empathy. Cause damn, some people really bottom out that needle.

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