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@lemmy.world

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Ibex 62 points 3 years ago

One of the top questions asked by Texas residents during their last succession vote was if social security checks were still going to be delivered. I hope they do vote to leave, I want to see the realization sink in and the chaos that ensues.

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Ibex 38 points 3 years ago

And just like that we were guaranteed another price increase.

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Ibex 29 points 2 years ago

I hope they start the consultation with “Please state the nature of your medical emergency”.

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Ibex 22 points 24 days ago

The object going into the portal has no momentum so it would be A.

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Ibex 22 points 3 years ago

All Democrats have to do to even it out is make where to vote you have to turn on a computer fill out your votes via pdf, and then submit them. Cancels out all the elderly republican votes.

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Ibex 18 points 3 years ago

Companies don’t care. I had a collection agency call me before wanting paid for an unpaid Direct TV bill from when I was 13 that my dad had taken out in my name. I had to get him to read the part on Direct tv’s terms stating that no one under 18 can activate service 4 times before it finally registered to him and they dropped it. Still had to get it removed from my credit report too.

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Ibex 17 points 9 months ago

The damage control has started. The bad thing is I can see some people being ok with her statements.

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Ibex 14 points a year ago

They updated their automod stuff a few months back and if you don’t follow the script you get banned very easily now.

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Ibex 13 points a year ago

I’m currently on a 3 day ban on Reddit for “threatening others” because someone was going on about how they would smash people with telekinesis and I made a comment saying you could simply bend a prion without being dramatic and drawing attention to yourself.

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Ibex 12 points 9 months ago

Of course he will as will the shareholders see record profits. Doesn’t matter if they kill the brand to do so either.

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Ibex 11 points 2 years ago

My mighty herd will protect me! 🐐

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Ibex 11 points 2 years ago

It’s probably higher than that. Every time I comment on there it feels like a play with the way people act and respond. Like it’s not real, or they have a script to follow. No real person would act the way most Redditors operate.

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Ibex 8 points 3 years ago

The headache medicine doesn’t do shit anyway. I need a cold, silent room and sleep to make the headache stop.

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Ibex 7 points 3 years ago

It used to be this place where people would post funny stories or how to make crack in a microwave. Now it’s all politics and sexuality talk.

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Ibex 5 points 3 years ago

I have a coworker from Kentucky and he says that some of the sanctuary cities that the illegals were being bussed to threatened to bus them to the surrounding red states is why they’re passing laws like this. It’s a scare tactic to the left and the good ole boys in Kentucky are itching to shoot someone legally so the R’s get guaranteed reelection.

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Ibex 5 points 3 years ago

Practice your sleight of hand movements. I’ve figured out how to make it look like I’ve just scanned one thing but moved two at both Walmart and Kroger self checkouts without any alarms going off. Helps a lot with my getting my employee discount for having to run a register.

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Ibex 3 points 3 years ago

First they’ll have to split the functionality of every program across multiple programs, then they’ll shut it down.

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Ibex 3 points 3 years ago

Most likely the case. I’m not convinced a pro is coming though, a slim definitely, but not a pro. It’s just not needed.

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Ibex 3 points 3 years ago

Same. Also Gow Ragnarok. I came up with a term called “And then” gaming for it. “Go way out of the way to get a magical cup for me”, AND THEN go slay this boss, AND THEN, ad nauseum until you’re 3 hours deep into a multi branching side quest that you don’t even care about anything anymore. I couldn’t play the first GOW without my wife watching or it would be a fight but in Ragnarok the endless AND THEN side quests had her scrolling on her phone instead. We didn’t start enjoying the game until I just stopped playing the side stuff. I don’t know why 1st party Sony stuff is doing AND THEN missions to pad the game out but they need to stop.

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Ibex 3 points 3 years ago

They already put ads on Prime Video now and charge $2.99 a month to remove them. Expect it to be higher in a few months if they have to pay this.

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