Went to a concert at an arena about 3 miles from my house, to get there was about eight bucks to go home was 60.

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.

In the two weeks before the superbowl the local news will start talking about ancillary things like what people eat in the cities who’s teams made the superbowl that you can serve at a superbowl party. In the early ‘90s Buffalo made the superbowl 4 years in a row, and thus the Buffalo wing gained national notoriety.

Gotta love how the factory lettering is just as bad as the ones the owner put on.

I saw Indiana Jones today it had 25 minutes of trailers, an admonishment to not ruin the movie, Nicole Kidman telling me how great going to the movies is, and a commercial for the projector. So a movie listed to start at 11 started at 11:28. it’s fucking ridiculous.

Coors has been doing this for years.

Does the car still send data if you don’t subscribe to the data service? Because my car has lte, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever need my car to supply data when I already have a phone, that does hotspot and has a faster connection.

Except this is not a thing. Stop thinking about children’s genitals.

This is also how they make maps of the mid west.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a glare. If you have to work on the glare, go watch Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales.

That’s…that’s not what children of the corn is about.

Bring back Ben and Favs! Bring back Nic Cage Ghostrider! Bring in the cast of Corman’s Fantastic Four! Lou Ferrigno! Ed Norton! Eric Bana! The Hoff! Go all the damn way!

I’m not sure The Hollywood Reporter would be anyone’s first place to learn about the internal politics of South Korea.

Little Caesar’s, it’s 5 bucks and the ceo paid Rosa Parks’s rent through the end of her life AND his son was the driller killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

Good toddler car seats have cup holders.

It’s worked so well for global exploration!

Was it 50 miles in a straight line or 50 on your odometer?

480p. If you have a component, dvi or hdmi connection from the dvd player.

A Kia with quality issues? You don’t say.