Everything is safe and secure with us! Until that isn't, that is...

And today, kids, we will learn how inflation works...

Cheeto's lackeys cooking up law that forbids military to report on conditions in the army to general public without the Orange-utan's permission in 3, 2, 1...

Ah yes, recording is OK only for them, not for you. Got it.

They are very cunning. They do it in waves. Unlike yootoob, which makes it atrocious design experiments unexpectedly and forces it on everyone at once, and sometimes they go back (maybe too many problem reports, and such). Reeddoot, instead just does it in waves: first small portion of users, then they wait, until initial screams are dismissed as 'a few users got affected, must be a random glitch/bug'. After it is calm again, then the next part of users is affected. same thing happens. And they use this tactic until majority are affected, and last resisters are already seen as 'technophobes', 'special snowflakes', 'grampas', 'exotic OS users', etc They boil users slowly. Mark my words - reeddoot will come to phone numbers being obligatory, then IDs being obligatory, then giving away your info to Law authorities, then to secret services, finally might end up with just selling it to any criminal clan.

When I grow up, I wanna ditch that bee costume, and be... well, maybe just be a grown-up.

Almonds and coconuts? One might wonder if that ad wasn't made by Artificial Idiot, but then again, 70 years is a lot, who knows that was there.

Your beauty and health will be literally radiating from you!

When you're eating during a game... Hard to do that while also carrying that ball thing...

Time to works on alternate typography? Just don't forget there are voiced and unvoiced ones, think of readers who would have to decipher that, so make it easier for future generations.

Get some dignity, importan look and assurance to hide that 8-ball!

Is this really you want to say to a chick? Is that something any chick would be excited to hear and not yucked out?

-Hey, what's that bottle of whisky about? Are we celebrating something? -Err, honey, the cold, you see, it just got worse, gotta medicate myself, coof-coof-coof-coof, yeah, just medicine, gotta care about my health.

Ah yes, she'll polish that shoe with this nimble palms and cool back-and-forth motion, thwoop-thwoop-thwoop...

Run! Gun! Fun!

Gotta start you sugar addiction young!

Before the blow-job there is always a blow-smoke!

Why we so busy? Maybe because your city's sanitation system is non-functional? Thanks, cholera for high demand!

The option of just sticking to sugarless tea, lemonade or maybe water, is a forbidden thought!

Got any cash, lil'punk? Sure send your kiddos to that poorly lit loud stained floor arcade with a gazillion of quarters! True kombat awaits!