I really want to make a "closed as duplicate" joke about yet another billionaire being stupid and tanking their site.

These are not the calm and soothing voices that I read those comics in my head with.

Looks cute though.

School libraries -> public libraries -> book stores -> private homes

The logic is that they don't count ignition costs because they only have to be paid once. So it's producing more than it consumes, and would eventually start netting a surplus.

Not all parents have the same last name as their children.

"Salaried Exempt" also shouldn't exist.

That's pants-on-head level stupidity.

And carbolic acid burns for baby girls, yup. Anything to reduce sensation and stop masturbation.

OP said (paraphrasing) "here's the last time they got caught doing what they just did to me" when they linked it. It's an addendum to their rant, not the main focus of it.

Amazon would sell small children, if they weren't considered "perishable".

Xcretes.

What tripped the fuse, though?

And lets give the dot menu a slight delay so it looks neat.

Well that was a stupid thing to do.

“I could be killed today” job?

Pizza delivery has a higher fatality rate than being a cop.

This is from the same company that coded the behaviour into Teams such that if I take a deliberate action to hide the meeting window, it pops up a smaller on-top window. But if I just click another window (potentially on accident), it does not.

"It's 10pm. Do you know where your senator is?"

The content in question is unfortunately something that has become very common in recent months: CSAM (child sexual abuse material), generally AI-generated.

AI is now apparently generating entire children, abusing them, and uploading video of it.

Or, they are counting "CSAM-like" images as CSAM.

Probably so understaffed to cut costs that her leaving would leave the prisoners unsupervised. Mammon rejoices.

Not literally though, y'all can do better.