Therefore any company that puts out notices or alerts via Twitter should immediately exit the platform. Running their own server on mastodon would be a better bet

Standing before the college students while trying to convince them that gun violence is not such a bad thing, a thought crossed Charlie Kirk's mind... No, wait, a bullet, a bullet crossed his mind.

Sounds like these threads are becoming... unravelled...

If you are in the same room as a Nazi and you are not punching the Nazi there are two Nazis in the room.

Maybe because concervativism went from stay at home mom's to ethnic cleansing and genocide.

Doesn't mean you vote in Hitler over Thatcher.

2 * 0 = 0

Bring new meaning to the phrase "better luck next time!". I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Oh so it's not Erika Kirk... This time

Quick, someone figure out a way to write 'Fuck u/spez' without increasing site traffic!

"Uh, Pete, it's only been three days since the fuel shortage... Did you... Uh... Already have this costume?"

Correct title: ... pictured groping a minor...

Whoever says this has not played a fallout game (or watched the show). At some point the only way for evil companies to continue to chase infinite growth is to create the situations that make them rich. This works out terribly when it applies to weapons, bunkers, pharmaceuticals, even the news is incentivised to see the world burn.

OMFG this is real?! I thought the pictures were satire! Satire!!

Because someone wants to know if you use the calculator to spell boobies (8008135)

Russia wins! Wait, which side is he on again?

You misspelled "profit"

Therefore these are going to sell out:

There is no way to negotiate, appease or appeal to people who are expecting the world to end and will cause the end themselves if they have to. The toddler has a gun and the adults will need to take it from them.

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well.. for him