He fucking what?

It's been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text

I had to explain to my friend that "struggle snuggle" is not when your cat is trying to get away from you while you hug it.

I read the title as "Femboy's lament" and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

Sensodyne supremacy!

upscaling of old media is pretty cool too

Discombobulate

I didn't really get why someone would make a bill with just 2024 on it. Like, do they just really want to make sure that you know about the year 2024?

Then I saw the small print.

Have you heard about our lord and saviour, thick thighs?

Reading that middle aged should be 36 is doing all kinds of stuff to my perception of time...

I somehow didn't realise that "retry" was literally "re-try" and not "ret-ree" until I was in my 20s

I've never seen them coloured before

I met my old boss after he retired. He still had no idea what was going on.

I always play a game of Stellaris every few months. The combination of roleplay and grand strategy massages my brain just right to make the happy chemicals.

Floats in the silent empty void ☑️

Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️

Surrounded by its dead children ☑️

Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️

Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️

Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️

The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed