That's better.

HELP, I'VE BEEN CREAMPIED AND CAN'T GET UP!

I can't believe no one in the comments has told you yet. I want to tell you because I just learned about it last week! It's horrible! A man in Russia, only legs & feet in the camera frame, squatted over an empty glass jelly jar with the lid on it, tons of lubrication, and he kept going until the entire jar was fully inserted in his rectum.

Then you can hear an explosion sound. But it was an implosion sound. It was the sound of the jar being crushed & glass shattered inside of him. The man didn't make a sound. Complete stoic silence which lends more creepiness to the video.

Then we see tons of blood dripping out of him, down his legs, all over the floor. The man starts manually digging glass chunks out of his asshole. That's all I remember. I never actually watched the video myself but that's the description.

Follow up: he never went to the doctor for this injury because he says he didn't want to deal with the embarrassment. He had some scarring. He says he healed within a couple weeks. He says he has no regrets. He makes tons of fringe kink videos, this was apparently nothing unusual for him. But he waited until the event was far enough in the past before he posted the video online, over a year after it happened. It happened in August a few years ago. He posted it in December a year and a half later.

People need to stop thinking that excess protein intake when sedentary will develop muscle. The bottom line is that excess calories consumed beyond total daily energy expenditure will cause weight gain. And not the muscular kind of weight. Protein has 4 calories per gram so it's not a freebie diet food that magically builds muscle. It only builds muscle if you exercise. Not sitting on yer arse.

But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

P҉I҉C҉K҉L҉E҉B҉A҉L҉L҉ ҉I҉S҉ ҉A҉ ҉P҉S҉Y҉O҉P҉

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

Eew those fat grumpy entitled hairy men with bad personalities are probably going to expect access to those women's vaginas later.

When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.

This sounds like ragebait fiction. Your trainer would be fired for talking to people like that. Unprofessional. And also you were right. "Two for one" does not mean one of them should be half off.

Inspiring?? 😭 AAAGH!!

Okay but honestly the expression on his face kinda looks like he's one of those people that chooses to work because he prefers "working" & being out in the world seeing lots of people every day & feeling useful rather than sitting at home doing nothing.

but 103 years old?! At Walmart?! AAAGH!

Worth it. They already achieved their objective. They could've made a powerful statement by denying a debriefing meetup with the fascist. At all costs.

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20's guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

It's true. The ice employees have not been getting paid. And the bonus is a joke with so many impossible strings attached.

Do Trump next!

There is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He's literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He's happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don't shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

I see you're trying to be clever but April never mentioned how many days she thinks April has.

Isn't it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you're wearing thigh-high socks?