They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they'll be all set

Orc: "Y'all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus' git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off."

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

I saw a pic that supposedly said "egg fried rice". I wouldn't even be mad

"No, no. We 'bought' your debt. You work for Arby's now."

"Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?" Nah. "Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you'll never use?" No thanks. "Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that's 10x the cost of what you're paying today?" What? No. "Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won't but say we raised all this money for?" Nope.

"pm'd you the fix" 😐

I'd wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

Well, it wasn't to make good music

Upvote when it's helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone's being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don't downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.

I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned "we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol" response.

The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

It's hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It's amazing how a few simple "Oh, really?" and "Dang, that's crazy" will keep someone on the hook.

Then the next few days thinking of how you could've said something different and how you probably sounded as you bumbled through it

MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread

Tuning to G4 and there's a 90% chance it's either COPS or Cheaters

If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I'd love it even more

Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.